Pampinea Quotes in Virgin Territory (2007)

Tindaro: [while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath?

Pampinea: I have taken a bath this day, father.

Tindaro: Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath.

Gerbino: Yes.

Tindaro: When?

Gerbino: I have taken a bath!

Tindaro: Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?

Gerbino: WHAT?

Tindaro: Show me you hands...

Gerbino: This is ridiculous!

[shows his hands]

Tindaro: Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!

Gerbino: So, what's wrong?

Tindaro: Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?

Gerbino: [goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face] Happy?

[Tindaro nods]

Pampinea: [to Gerbino] He was trying to help...

Tindaro: Yeah, exactly...