Palace Guard Quotes in The Three Musketeers (1973)

Palace Guard: [d'Artagnan has tried to pull a large carpet from under a group of guards] He's torn our carpet!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau and Ponton arrive, wearing wallpaper pattern disguises] Good work, Ponton, we're in! Look, it's the killer! After him!

Palace Guard: [Clouseau and Ponton take off their masks; the palace guard arrives] Stop! Turn around. Who are you? What are you doing here?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: We are - we are, we are two, we are - I'll tell you exactly who we are.

Ponton: Yes.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: We are -

[Nicole arrives]

Nicole: I have been looking for you two everywhere. Where the hell have you been?

Palace Guard: You know these two?

Nicole: [slightly annoyed] Of course I know them: they are Xania's back-up dancers. They go on in the third act with the Komodo dragon and the snow machine. Why do you think they are dressed like that, for fun?

Palace Guard: Prove it.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I don't have to prove -

[the palace guard cocks his gun; Clouseau starts to dance and Ponton joins in the dance number while Xania continues singing]