Crawford Quotes in Cleopatra Jones (1973)
Crawford Quotes:
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Crawford: Now, Cleo, don't make anything worse. This isn't exactly your jurisdiction.
Cleopatra Jones: My jurisdiction extends from Ankara, Turkey to Watts Tower, baby.
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Crawford: Nothing smells worst than a rotten cop. And you stink!
Sgt. Kert: You got anything to say Purdy?
Purdy: I ain't sayin' nothin' 'til I see a lawyer.
Cleopatra Jones: We're going to find out anyway. So, why don't you tell us who paid you to plant that dope on Jimmy Beekers.
Purdy: I never planted no dope on nobody! And if I did, I wouldn't have to figure to help you or any of your kind.
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Sgt. Kert: Here's the file on those two guys.
Crawford: What two guys?
Sgt. Kert: Oh, the two goons at the airport that tried to hit Cleo.
Crawford: Assault and battery. Dismissed. Extortion. Two counts. Dismissed. Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Armed Robbery. Attempted Rape. Oh, what the hell. Nobody's perfect.
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Crawford: I heard about the rumble at the airport. We got a positive ID on the corpse and a couple of maybes on the other two. Are you okay?
Cleopatra Jones: My body's okay.
Crawford: Ha-ha. It's magnificent.
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Crawford: Hello, beautiful.
Cleopatra Jones: Hello Lou. Kert.
Crawford: Recognize him?
Cleopatra Jones: That's the cat at the airport. That one too.
Crawford: Baby Tony and a creep named Zap. We'll take care of 'em.
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Crawford: [amidst animal growls] It can't be; we're a hundred miles from that country - but it is, I swear it is! Ali, get me my gun - *big* gun!
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Crawford: You can't rope a gorilla!
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Capone: There should be a law against women drinking.
Crawford: Well, I think there is.
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King: Hey, Taylor. How in the fuck you get here anyway? Why, you look educated.
Chris Taylor: I volunteered for it.
King: You did what?
Chris Taylor: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.
Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
Chris Taylor: You believe that?
King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college.
Chris Taylor: It didn't make much sense. I wasn't learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it?
King: Oh, I see. What we got here is a crusader.
Crawford: Sounds like it.
King: Shit. You gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Everybody know the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.
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King: [while cleaning the latrines] I'm too short for this shit, man. 39 and a wake-up, a pause for the cause and I'm a gone motherfucker. Back to the world!
Crawford: Hey, I broke a hundred the other day, 92 left to go. April 17th, home to California, checkin' out the babes on the beach... the surfin's gonna be good.
King: March, man, in Tennessee... sniff the pines... sniff that cross-mounted pussy down by the river, hot damn! Hey Taylor, how many days you got left? Three hundred and what?
Chris Taylor: Thirty two. 332 days.
Crawford: Shit, I can't even remember when I was 332, man. You gotta like, count backwards or something, you know like you got 40 days in? Think positive, dude.
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Crawford: [after getting shot] Kiss my ass. I never thought I'd get hit.
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King: Thirty nine and a wake-up, a pause for the cause, and I'm a gone motherfucker! Back to the world!
Crawford: I hear you, man. Broke 100 the other day.
King: No shit.
Crawford: Ninety-two left to go. April 17, heroes, man. Home to California. I'll be sitting outside, checking out the babes on the beach. The surfing's gonna be good.
King: March, man, in Tennessee. Sniff the pines, sniff that cross-mounted pussy down by the river. Whoo, hot damn! Hey, Taylor, how long you got left? Three hundred and what?
Chris Taylor: Thirty-two. Three hundred and thirty-two days.
King: Xin loi, my boy!
Crawford: I can't even remember when I was 332, man. You gotta, like, count backwards or something. You know, like, you got 40 days in. I mean, think positive, dude.
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Crawford: That O'Neill's got his nose so far up Top's ass he's gotta be Pinocchio. Why do WE always get fuckin' ambush?
Francis: 'Cause it's politics, man, politics.
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