Older Nate Quotes in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

[Nate's ghost appears when Dewey's in a rehab bathtub]

Dewey Cox: [smiling] Nate!

[younger Nate suddenly transforms into an older Nate]

Dewey Cox: [scared] Ahh! Nate?

Older Nate: This is what I'd look like had I grown up into an adult... and perhaps h-hadn't been murdered or whatever. I just came to tell you, you need to get your shit together!

Dewey Cox: [disappointed] I know. I've fallen again.

Older Nate: Will you listen to yourself? You keep whining like a little bitch! If I was alive right now, I'd be the fuckin' president! Of the United States! I'd be on the moon walkin' around lookin' for aliens to kill!

Dewey Cox: What?

Older Nate: You know why Dad liked me better than you? Cause I *was* better than you. When I played the piano, I was fuckin' awesome!

Dewey Cox: Oh, you think it's been easy for me? Since you're gone I got no sense of smell.

Older Nate: [mocking Dewey with a squealing voice] Oh you got no sense of smell? Can't smell anything? Ya can't smell anything?

Older Nate: [back to his normal voice] I got no sense of having legs, Dewey! I have no life! I'm dead! Because somebody, I'm not gonna point out names right now, decided to murder me with a machete!

Dewey Cox: Nate...

Older Nate: I can't even smell, touch, feel, I can't even masturbate! You ever tried to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!