Night Watchman Quotes in The Monster Squad (1987)

Detective Sapir: So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right? Can you hear me now? Hello!

Night Watchman: I can hear you fine.

Detective Sapir: So nobody took the mummy.

Night Watchman: I would've heard them.

Detective Sapir: 'Course he would've. What a stupid question. Did you take him?

Night Watchman: No sir!

Detective Sapir: Just a shot.

Night Watchman: [Grover has hot wired a Jaguar; the night watchman approaches from behind, shotgun poised] Hold it right there, nigger.

Grover Muldoon: Hey, how you doing, old dude, what's happenin'?

Night Watchman: [Gestures with gun] Step away from the car.

Grover Muldoon: Oh, I was listening to the engine. 'Sounds real good, man. Does it come with white walls?

Night Watchman: Just move!

Grover Muldoon: All right, I'm gonna move. You just take it easy, lower that rifle.

Night Watchman: I said mo -

[George tackles him]

George Caldwell: A pussy, huh? A PUSSY? Can we go now?