Frankenstein Quotes in The Monster Squad (1987)

Frankenstein: BOGUS! Bogus.

Harold: Is it true that with your new mechanical arm you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? Would you care to comment on that?

Frankenstein: No.

Harold: How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met?

Grace Pander: You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot.

Frankenstein: She'd better be a red-hot navigator.

[Annie has just taken off his mask; he is supposed to be hideous to look at]

Frankenstein: What'd you expect, another pretty face?

Frankenstein: [Frankenstein has just narrowly avoided Annie's attempt to run them off a cliff] What the hell do you think you're doing?

Annie Paine: It doesn't matter what happens to me now.

Frankenstein: Now that is about the dumbest, sorriest thing I've ever heard you say. I don't believe you have a drop of Thomasina Paine's blood in your whole body. I mean, when things get tough you close your eyes and try to drive us off a cliff! If you'd just stop trying to kill me for a minute, I need your help.

Annie Paine: How can you possibly expect me to help you!

Frankenstein: You're my navigator.

Annie Paine: You're the only one who knows where you're going! I mean who's side are you on anyway? I thought the only thing that mattered to you was winning the race.

Frankenstein: Sure. Only the winner of the race gets to shake hands with Mr. President.

[pulls off his glove]

Annie Paine: Is that a grenade?

Frankenstein: A "hand grenade". That handshake is all I've lived for for as long as I can remember.

[replaces glove and clenches his fist]

Annie Paine: Now, wait a minute! I don't want you to die.

Frankenstein: It's my life's work.

Frankenstein: What were you doing down there, getting more secret instructions from the lunatic fringe?

Annie Paine: [starts undressing] Why don't you just turn me in and get it over with?

Frankenstein: Your cover's blown, you're no threat to me now.

Annie Paine: I have a job to do.

Frankenstein: Your job is a waste of time. The world doesn't want to be saved. I'm giving you a chance to save one small part of it: yourself.

Annie Paine: Who *are* you, anyway?

Frankenstein: Nobody. I was brought up in a government training center to be just who I am: Frankenstein, this year. They use one up, they bring in another. But I will be the last of the line.

Annie Paine: Oh, who's kidding who?

Frankenstein: I never kid.

[they start making out]

Frankenstein: You want to make love to me because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.

Annie Paine: [pulls off Frankenstein's glove, revealing a grenade built into his hand] A grenade?

Frankenstein: A hand grenade!

[from trailer]

Frankenstein: We're gonna need more time. Uh-oh.

[the tower falls down, explodes, then Frank is on fire, and runs around crazy, destroying every camp cabin]

Frankenstein: FIRE!

Griffin: Frank, calm down!

Murray: Stop, drop and roll!

Frankenstein: FIRE!

Wayne: Frank, no!

Murray: Stop, drop and roll!

Wayne: Frank, slow down!

Frankenstein: FIRE!

Wayne: Frank, wait!

[Camp kids takes out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them]

Eunice: Baby proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun.

Frankenstein: She made me baby-proof the whole hotel.

[pretending to whisper in Eunice's ear]

Frankenstein: Someone's overprotective.

Frankenstein: [to Jonathan] You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head.

Murray: Dennis!

Dracula: Dennisavich

Mavis: He's not in his room.

Wayne: He's not by the pool

Frankenstein: [Drinks an entire bowl of soup] He's not in this pot of soup.

Frankenstein: Speak. I know you have a civil tongue in your head because I sewed it back myself.

Frankenstein: In this laboratory there is no death until I declare it so.