Nacho Quotes in The Wrath of God (1972)
Father Oliver Van Horne: What does he want?
Nacho: He wants you, Father. Just you.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
SeÃ±or Ramon: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
SeÃ±or Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
SeÃ±or Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to!
SeÃ±or Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.
SeÃ±or Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Nucleus?
Nacho: When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are gone/Something good inside me/helps me to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/no no no no no no way Jose/Unless you want to/Then we break our vows together.
Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.
Nacho: [signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!
Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!
Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.
Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?
Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?
Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate them!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.
Nacho: [singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.
Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho: I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho: They are my PJ's
Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this EncarnaciÃ³n?
Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?
Juan Pablo: How come we can't ever have just like a salad?
Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo, today is especially delicious.
[takes a bite of the beans and chokes, it comes out of his nose]
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!
Esqueleto: Summon your eagle powers.
Nacho: What do you think I'm doing?
Nacho: [Losing badly, about to take a big hit] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!
Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?
Nacho: Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?
Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.
Chancho: Well, you might need this
[Gives Nacho the sword]
Chancho: My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.
Nacho: I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life.
Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.
Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!
Nacho: And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?
Juan Pablo: Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.
Chancho: No he's not.
Juan Pablo: Can I have his autograph? Please?
Nacho: Okay, I'll see what I can do.
Nacho: Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?
Nacho: Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.
Nacho: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party] What about me?
Esqueleto: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.
Emperor: In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.
Nacho: So, what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.
Nacho: [holds hand up] High Five.
Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: You went to watch a wrestling match?
Nacho: [after a pause] Kind of.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: You are a man of the clothe. Lucha Libre, it's a sin.
Nacho: But, why?
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Because those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.
Nacho: Yes it's terrible, terrible. But is it always a sin to fight?
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: No. If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.
Nacho: I have given up wrestling.
Esqueleto: Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.
[Esqueleto points to his own heart]
Esqueleto: And the childrens need a real hero.
Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.
Esqueleto: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.
[Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask]
Nacho: [nods confidently] OK.
Nacho: My life is good. Real good.
Nacho: [to Sister EncarnaciÃ³n] I don't like the way those guys just looked at you.
Nacho: [to innocent passers-by] HEY! Can't you see this woman is a nun?
Nacho: [to Encarnacion] Yes.
Nacho: Where is he?
Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.
Nacho: Hey, let go my blouse.
Nacho: Your hands! They are greasy!
Nacho: Hey. Leggo my blouse.
Nacho: What the hell's up with you now?
Elena: I don't like being threatened.
Nacho: [Holding a gun] Who the hell is threatening you?
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