Chester Hooton Quotes in Road to Utopia (1945)

[Chester has the hiccups]

Duke: Can't you suppress it somehow?

Chester Hooton: Frighten me.

Duke: I can't, I haven't got a mirror.

Duke: Experience is the best teacher.

Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?

Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.

Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.

Chester Hooton: I'll have a lemonade.

[sees looks of surprise, snarls]

Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass.

Chester Hooton: Am I dead?

Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.

Chester Hooton: As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.

[Duke loses a talent show to a trained monkey]

Chester Hooton: [to Duke] Next time I bring Sinatra.

Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!

Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

Chester Hooton: Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

Duke: Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"

Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!

Chester Hooton: If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

Chester Hooton: Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.

Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.