Mr. Bernhardt Quotes in Class (1983)

Mr. Bernhardt: I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with student in womens underwear or an artists rendering of my persona danglinf from the rafters. And we're only in the first week. It's frightening to imagine what could happen by christmas, isn't it?

Mr. Bernhardt: Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs? Why don't you stop by my office about 8 in the morning. To give you time to think about what you've done and to give me time to think about what I'm going to do. Oh, and, um... please invite your "dead" roommate.

Mr. Bernhardt: Well, Mr. Burroughs, you and your dance committee have really made an indelible impression on our sister school. Especially you, Mr. Ogner. Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, but you are the first student in the history of Vernon academy ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "The day you die.".