Becca Crane Quotes in Vampires Suck (2010)

Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?

Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.

Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run!

[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]

Becca Crane: [disbelievingly] A chihuahua?

Becca Crane: I used to live with my Mom. Now, she's always on the road because she started doing some pro golfer.

[Pulls out a magazine with Tiger Woods on the front]

Becca Crane: [from trailer] Edward!

Team Edward: Edward? Where?

[sees Edward glittering in the sun]

Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.

Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best!

[smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]

[Narrating]

[Becca and her Dad are driving into Sporks, they drive past a welcome sign to the town]

Becca Crane: So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.

[a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire, the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]

Becca Crane: Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!

Becca Crane: Stop it!

Daro: [mocking Becca] Stop it.

Becca Crane: You're killing him!

Daro: [mocking Becca] You're killing him.

Becca Crane: [quietly] And we haven't even had sex yet.

Daro: [mocking Becca] And we haven't even had - Really?