Edward Sullen Quotes in Vampires Suck (2010)

Edward Sullen: [as his family is trying to kill Becca] Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!

Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food?

Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!

Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.

[Becca farts in Edward's face]

Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?

Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer.