Miss Shirley Brahms Quotes in Are You Being Served? (1977)

Captain Stephen Peacock: I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us.

Miss Shirley Brahms: Oh yes?

Captain Stephen Peacock: Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we?

Miss Shirley Brahms: Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own.

Don Carlos Bernardo: The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.

Miss Shirley Brahms: Thank you!

[Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]

Miss Shirley Brahms: [Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent] . Ah! Who are you?

Conchita: I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.

Miss Shirley Brahms: You'll be lucky.