Captain Stephen Peacock Quotes in Are You Being Served? (1977)

Captain Stephen Peacock: I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won't be accompanying us.

Miss Shirley Brahms: Oh yes?

Captain Stephen Peacock: Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We'll have to watch it, won't we?

Miss Shirley Brahms: Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you'll have to watch it on your own.

Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold: [the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock.

Captain Stephen Peacock: I hope you're not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday.

Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold: I'm sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen.

Conchita: Follow me, please.

[bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]

Captain Stephen Peacock: Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.

Captain Stephen Peacock: [Watching Mr Lucas trying to stuff a sandwich into his jacket pocket] How many times have I told you not to put food into your pockets?

Mr. Dick Lucas: Every time you've caught me, Captain Peacock!

Captain Stephen Peacock: Been taking a dip, Mr Humphries?

Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: Well, I haven't been sitting in the cocktail bar with this lot on!

Captain Stephen Peacock: [Watching a procession of nuns] What a charming, old world sight.

Mr. Dick Lucas: Hey, you see the one at the back - I seem to recognise the walk!

Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters!

Captain Stephen Peacock: [During the gun battle] Mr Lucus, remember you're up for a rise

Mr. Dick Lucas: I hope you remember that when the time comes!

Captain Stephen Peacock: I will - if you're still with us!