Don Carlos Bernardo Quotes in Are You Being Served? (1977)

Cesar Rodriguez: Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us.

[draws revolver]

Don Carlos Bernardo: Is that gun loaded?

Cesar Rodriguez: Of course.

Don Carlos Bernardo: I am with us.

Don Carlos Bernardo: The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.

Miss Shirley Brahms: Thank you!

[Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]

Don Carlos Bernardo: Ah.

[snaps his fingers]

Don Carlos Bernardo: Of course. Tentyhouses! Oh, my English spelling is so bad. Whenever I'm wanting 'T' I'm having a 'P'.

Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: Remind me to stick to coffee.