Melanie Miller Quotes in Someone Marry Barry (2014)

Melanie Miller: Hey! Ladies first, ladies first!

Barry Burke: I'll tell you if I see one.

Melanie Miller: Did I get puke on your cock?

Barry Burke: Don't worry about it. I like it.

Ben: You have rendered me completely speechless.

Melanie Miller: Thank you!

Melanie Miller: What would you do without your wing girl?

Paige: Get dates.

Melanie Miller: We'd probably be fucking right now if it weren't for my situation below deck.

Ben: [uncomfortable] Oh. Oh, yeah?

Melanie Miller: Ok, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with beast inspection.

Melanie Miller: I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.

Barry Burke: I know, the tits are distracting.

Melanie Miller: Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.

Desmond: That's... disgusting.

Barry Burke: My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!

Melanie Miller: [to Rachel] I used to have a rat named Rachel!

Rachel: [repulsed] Um... cool?

Rafe: [repulsed] That's a detail.

Melanie Miller: I'm a sushi slut!

Ben: How does that manifest itself?

Melanie Miller: I'm a whore for sushi.