McNally Quotes in Cop & ½ (1993)

Rio: [Surprising Devon] How's it goin, fart head?

McNally: Mister big shot with the Cops, huh?

Devon: Don't You morons have anything else better to do?

Devon: [Rio throws jacket on the ground] What'd You that for?

Rio: Cause You called Me a moron!

Devon: So throwing your jacket on the ground makes You smarter?

Rio: This Kid's driving Me nuts!

Devon: [Looking at Vinnies Car, then giving the two Bullies a serious look] You know guys, I can't kid around anymore, I gotta watch over My Grandmas Car...

McNally: Ohhh, so you're Here with Grandma?

Rio: Ah, so this is Grandmammys Car?

Devon: Guys, please, bust Me up, but not the Car, please!

Rio: You mean... don't do this?

[Smashes a pair of headlights]

Devon: [Backing up a step] That's exactly what I mean!

Rio: ...or this?

[Smashes the other pair of headlights, and denting the side]

Rio: [Devon starts backing up more and hides behind a Telephone Pole across the Street]

McNally: [Takes the Bat] My turn... this is your kiss...

[kisses the windshield]

McNally: ... goodbye!

[smashes the windshield, and and adds more dents to the side]

Chu: [Seeing the two Boys smashing up their Car] Hey, whoa, what do You think you're doin?

Rudy: Yeah, what do You think you're doin, huh?

[Chu kicks one of the two bullies who run off in fear]

Rudy: ...and if we ever find out where ya live we'll break your stupid necks!

Chu: [Looking at the broken windshield] Look at this... LOOK at this, oh, these punks got no respect nowadays, c'mon, get in the car!

Rio: Hey, how you doing, farthead?

McNally: Mr. big shot with the cops, huh?

Devon: Don't you morons have anything else to do?

[Rio throws his jacket on the ground]

Devon: What'd you do that for?

Rio: Because, you called me a moron.

Devon: So, throwing your jacket on the ground makes you smarter?

McNally: This kid's making me nuts.

Devon: [Looking at Vinnie's car, then giving the two bullies a serious look] Hey, guys. I can't kid around anymore, I'm watching my grandma's car.

McNally: Oh, so you're here with grandma?

Devon: [nods] Mm-hmm.

Rio: Oh. So this is grandmommy's car, huh?

Devon: Guys, please. Bust me up. But, not the car, please.

Rio: You mean, don't do this?

[smashes a left pair of headlights]

Devon: [backing up a step] That's exactly what I mean.

Rio: Or this?

[smashes a right pair of headlights]

Rio: Aww, too bad.

[Devon starts backing up more and hides behind a Telephone Pole across the Street]

McNally: [chuckles, takes the bat] My turn... This is your kiss... Goodbye!

[kisses a windshield and smashes the windshield and adds more dents to the side, laughs. Suddenly, Chu and Rudy gets out of the store and seeing the two bullies smashing up their car]

Chu: WHOA! Hey, wha... What are you doing?

Rudy: Get out of here, boys!

Chu: [kicks one of the two bullies who run off in fear] I'll break your face!

Rudy: I'm gonna get my hands on you!

Chu: That's what you are! If we find out where you at!

Rudy: We will get you, stupid little brats!

Chu: [to Rudy] Let's get back in the car. Come on, let's go.

[seeing a broken windshield]

Chu: Awww, look at this! Oh, man. These punks got no respect nowadays. Get in the car.

[McNally and Bailey search the lower basement levels of the museum in the dark]

McNally: Have you tried the lattes with the whole milk? Very smooth.

Bailey: I like espresso. Forget smooth.

McNally: What the fuck do you know?

Bailey: I know I like espresso.

McNally: Yeah, but have you tried lattes?

Bailey: No.

McNally: There's supposed to be a door around here someplace. Here it is. Here it is. Jesus.

[the two police officers begin to walk down a pitch black stairwell]

Bailey: [Bailey chants out into the dark] Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[Officers McNally and Bailey watch the high profile guests as they make their way through the exhibition area]

Bailey: [McNally takes a drink of his coffee] The coffee's terrible.

McNally: It's bitter, very bitter.

[Det. Hollingsworth tries to gather the remaining trapped museum guests to get out through the underground tunnels]

Tom Parkinson: Excuse me, but I don't care what Lieutenant D - Whatever the hell his name is says! I'm staying!

Mr. Blaisedale: I'm afraid my wife and I will be staying as well.

Dr. Ann Cuthbert: Mr. Blaisedale, we must stay together.

Mr. Blaisedale: My wife won't physically be able to go down stairs or through tunnels. It's best if we stay behind.

Det. Hollingsworth: One of us can carry her!

Mrs. Blaisedale: It's out of the question. We'll be fine here.

Dr. Greg Lee: It's okay, officer. I'll stay behind and protect Mr. and Mrs. Blaisedale.

Bailey: Give me a break.

Tom Parkinson: We're not going. What are you going to do, shoot us?

Det. Hollingsworth: All right. All right.

Det. Hollingsworth: [Det. Hollingsworth looks back to officers McNally and Bailey] One of you stays here with them. Now who's it going to be?

Bailey: [McNally and Bailey both in unison] I'll stay!

McNally: [McNally and Bailey look to each other] I'll stay!

Det. Hollingsworth: McNally, you're staying!

Bailey: Hey, you got plenty of ammo?

McNally: I'm loaded.

Det. Hollingsworth: Okay. Let's move!

Tom Parkinson: Dr. Cuthbert. Dr. Cuthbert! I'm sorry, but I don't think you should do this.

Dr. Ann Cuthbert: Bullshit, Tom. You're fired.

Det. Hollingsworth: I'll lead with the shotgun. Bailey, you stay at the back. The rest are single file. It's going to be dark. We go slow, we go quiet, and we stick together!

[the group begins to follow Det. Hollingsworth into a dark stairwell]

Det. Hollingsworth: All right. Stay close and watch your step.

Bailey: Let's keep it going. Keep it going.

Dr. Greg Lee: [Dr. Lee talks to the Blaisedales who are still in shock by the situation] Can I get you a drink?