Jack Giamoro Quotes in Man About Town (2006)

Jack Giamoro: [Discussing Barbi's scripts] I read them on the shitter.

Barbi Ling: Excuse me?

Jack Giamoro: Well I was on the shitter, taking a shit, when I read your scripts. I just thought it was appropriate.

Brynn Lilly: David and I, with Jack's help, are going to do the Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone interrogation scene from Basic Instinct.

Jack Giamoro: Great.

Brynn Lilly: And no, I am not wearing any underwear.

Jack Giamoro: I gotta tell you something. You're a real shitbag, Primkin.

[writes "Shitbag Primken" on chalkboard]

Jack Giamoro: Although, I think you taught a pretty good class.

Dr. Primkin: So, you're done? Is that it?

Jack Giamoro: I'm done.

Dr. Primkin: Good. You've done well, son. You've done good. Except...

[corrects the spelling of "Primkin" on chalkboard]

Dr. Primkin: You spelled Primkin wrong. God.

Jack Giamoro: Goddamn press!

Jack Giamoro: [after a bad dental job] I look like Tom Cruise's retarded cousin.

Arlene Kreiner: Jack, what's in the journal?

Jack Giamoro: Information that directly contradicts our testimony at the competition trial. As well as some personal stuff, my feelings about the size of my dick, stuff like that.

Jack Giamoro: [Last lines] How is it possible, that I still have so much to learn? End of entry.

Jack Giamoro: I am nothing without the constant elixir of movement. I do not know how to be just still.