Vinnie Fountain Quotes in Cop & ½ (1993)

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Vinnie Fountain Quotes:

  • [Chu and Rudy are carrying Devon]

    Devon: Put me down, you oink-oink!

    [kicking Rudy]

    Chu: Rudy, what are you doing? Over here.

    [He sees Mr. Fountain in the drug area]

    Chu: The drug lab is over there.

    Devon: I knew it was drugs.

    Vinnie Fountain: I'm sure... Did I say to keep him in the office?

    Chu: He was a bad boy, boss.

    Rudy: He called me piggy.

    Vinnie Fountain: I like that.

  • Quintero: [Upon meeting Vinnie for the first time, as Vinnie makes an entrance singing a 50's song] I'm so happy to meet you, I love your singing, do you have an album out?

    Vinnie Fountain: You wouldn't be saying that just to butter me up, would you? Because I detest hypocrisy.

    Quintero: [scoffs] No way.

    Vinnie Fountain: [sniffs] Whoa. Chu, there's a fish in here. Get rid of it.

    Chu: [Tying and cuffing Quintero to his chair] You got it, boss.

    Quintero: Hey, what are you doing? Hey! Turn loose to me!

    Vinnie Fountain: You know... In a fit of nostalgia, I was gonna shoot you myself, but I hate being so hands-on, but I hate stoolies even more.

    Quintero: Stoolies? I'm no stoolie! I never said a word to McKenna.

    Vinnie Fountain: Are you kidding me?

    Quintero: Oh, you got it all wrong.

  • Chu: Well, sir, they got a witness.

    Vinnie Fountain: And what did this witness *witness*?

    Chu: It's just some kid. But we know where he lives.

    Rudy: How much could a little kid see?

    ChuRudyWaldo: [they all start to laugh]

    Vinnie Fountain: [not amused] I was a little kid once myself and I saw EVERYTHING.

  • Vinnie Fountain: There's no way out now, McKenna!

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