Matthew Johnson Quotes in Cleopatra Jones (1973)

Matthew Johnson: Look, here's a couple of quarters. Why don't you go in there and get us some coffee.

Melvin Johnson: Oh, come on man, give me 15 cents for a donut.

Matthew Johnson: Anything to stop your nagging.

Melvin Johnson: Oh, you jive cheatin' nigga.

Melvin Johnson: Shucks, we're going to be here all night, we might as well get something to eat, cause I'm hungry.

Matthew Johnson: There's a restaurant right over there.

Melvin Johnson: Ah, big brother, I'm financially embarrassed and I got a little case of the shorts, man.

Matthew Johnson: You also have my deepest sympathies, too.

Melvin Johnson: Oh, come on man, you can loan me five dollars, man. I'll give it back to you.

Matthew Johnson: Five bucks? Man, if I had five bucks, I'd be sitting over there in that dirty old movie, watching them dirty old naked women run across that dirty old screen!

Melvin Johnson: Hi, I'm the Man from Glad.

Matthew Johnson: And I'm the Avon Lady.

Purdy: I'm comin' through there, boy.

Matthew Johnson: Did i hear the man correctly? Did he call you, Roy?

Cleopatra Jones: Alright, Matthew, you cover the rear.

Matthew Johnson: Gotcha!

Cleopatra Jones: Melvin, I'm going in the front. You cover.

Melvin Johnson: Right on, baby!

Matthew Johnson: And we might just happen to be the only niggas alive with white shadows.

Matthew Johnson: You know one thing now? That chick would bite Count Dracula on the neck.

Melvin Johnson: And make him like it!

Matthew Johnson: Excuse me for cuttin' in, I don't mean to be uppity or nothin'. We're talkin' about a million dollars worth of dope and some heavy cash back in the States you might want to score a lot more, provided the dope is any kind of good. Now, the last thing my people want to do is, eh, get caught up in some shoot 'em up between you and this Miss Big you're runnin' this number on. What I'm tryin' to say is, all we want is the dope.

Bianca Javin: I like you boys.

Matthew Johnson: Did she say Roy?

Melvin Johnson: Boys.

Bianca Javin: I think we will be able to do some business, later. For now, I would like to offer my personal hospitality. Feel free to relax and enjoy yourselves. We'll talk business later. Madalyna will see to you and any wants you may have. Meanwhile, I'll hold the insurance.

Madalyna: Take off your clothes. De girls will bathe and massage.

Melvin Johnson: Say what? Ee-eh! Not me. No way!

Matthew Johnson: Don't stand there and flap your lips! You can do what dick says...

Melvin Johnson: Exhibit, blood. Now you know I ain't got nothin' against bathin', massagin' and definitely nothin' against makin' love. But, I likes to get down. But, when I get down I don't want to drown in no pool of water.

Matthew Johnson: Didn't you hear her Dragon shit? We supposed to relax and enjoy. Now you don't want to offend that sweet little lady, do you? And put her into an evil mood.

Bianca Javin: I hope I haven't kept you waiting.

Matthew Johnson: Oh, no, baby. We diggin' the sites.

Matthew Johnson: Hey, what's happenin', my man?

Chen's Assistant: Hey, don't give me that shit. Where the hell have you guys been?

Matthew Johnson: Ha-ha. Relax, man. We're operating on C.P.T.

Melvin Johnson: Yeah, that's Colored People's Time, baby.

Chen's Assistant: You got the bread?

Melvin Johnson: Hey, can a bird fly or what!