Matt Wolfson Quotes in The Substitute (1996)

Shale: You don't want soldiers, you want killers.

Matt Wolfson: You know, you'll have to excuse me here Shale, 'cause I wasn't aware there was that much of a difference.

Shale: Oh, there's a difference. You wanna know what the difference is?

Matt Wolfson: Yeah, I'll play. You tell me what the difference is. But I don't want any...

Shale: [pins him to the wall] The difference is... the difference is, you're still breathing.

Shale: [about bowel sounds] Hey, that cereal really does work.