Rodriguez Quotes in The Substitute (1996)

Rodriguez: Move that briefcase, I wanna see that beautiful ass.

Rodriguez: Motherfucker, you broken my finger!

Shale: I don't break 'em on the first offense.

Rodriguez: [to Kersey, about the package just arrived in the mail] What is it?

Paul Kersey: A LAWS missile launcher. Anti tank, anti personnel. These rounds are self propelling, armour piercing. The round arms three feet out of the barrel. Won't do me much good though, unless I can get them bunched...

Rodriguez: All I got is a zip gun.

Paul Kersey: Well, we should get a few of them...

Andrew: I've never seen anything like it before, man! It had claws... it kind of looked like the Mexican Chubra thing. You know, the Mexican thing.

Rodriguez: I'm Puerto Rican, asshole!

Andrew: Okay! Whatever it was, it was fierce. It tore Wallace apart!

Rodriguez: [having swallowed a large amount of marijuana in order to evade the police] Do you know we just ate enough shit to kill a fucking army?