Marshal Nalhober Quotes in Happy, Texas (1999)

Marshal Nalhober: Well I'll be dipped.

Marshal Nalhober: Great googely moogely!

Marshal Nalhober: [about Sheriff Dent] That is one big dick cop.

Marshal Nalhober: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: Thank you.

Marshal Nalhober: [talking to a group of marshals] OK we've got three, count my fingers, three runners.

[holds a picture of Wayne]

Marshal Nalhober: First, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. This man likes to steal cars.

[holds up a picture of Harry]

Marshal Nalhober: Next, Harry Sawyer; fraud, credit card scam.

[holds up a picture of Maslow]

Marshal Nalhober: And the reason we are all here today, Bob Maslow. Let's put this guy away before he kills somebody else!