Sheriff Chappy Dent Quotes in Happy, Texas (1999)

Sheriff Chappy Dent: Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: I guess like, like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.

Harry Sawyer: There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: That's what life's for, isn't it? Finding out?

Marshal Nalhober: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: Thank you.