Harry Sawyer Quotes in Happy, Texas (1999)

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Why did the armadillo cross the road?

Harry Sawyer: Why?

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: [Holds up dead armadillo] It didn't. Look, see?

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets.

Harry Sawyer: Traveling midget tailors?

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Yeah, ya think?

Harry Sawyer: No.

Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex...

Harry Sawyer: What?

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.

Josephine McClintock: The last man in that safe who didn't work here, my Daddy shot in his tracks.

Harry Sawyer: I understand that's the most painful place to be shot in.

Sheriff Chappy Dent: I guess like, like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.

Harry Sawyer: There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.

Josephine McClintock: I guess I should be flattered by your stalking.

Harry Sawyer: There's such a fine line between... stalking and, and being attentive, and I was - I don't know - going for being attentive.

[to Josephine through the prison fence]

Harry Sawyer: Don't make me come after you, they'll shoot me!

Josephine McClintock: [while climbing out of the cab while towing the RV] What are you DOING?

Harry Sawyer: [while climbing out of the RV onto the towline] I'm trying to save you!

Josephine McClintock: Well, knock it off! I'm trying to save YOU!