Marley Quotes in Home Alone (1990)

Kevin McCallister: No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?

Marley: You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Kevin McCallister: So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents.

Marley: I send her a check.

Kevin McCallister: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it.

Marley: That's nice.

Kevin McCallister: Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.

[Harry and Marv have caught Kevin in the Murphy's house and hung him on the basement door]

Marv: What are we gonna do to him, Harry?

Harry: We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch!

Marv: And smash his face with an iron!

Harry: How about we slap him in the face with a paint can!

Marv: Or shove a nail through his foot!

[Behind them, Marley sneaks in with his snow shovel]

Harry: First thing I'm gonna do is to bite off every one of these little fingers, one at a time...

[Marley raises his shovel and knocks Marv out cold, Harry turns around only to be knocked out, too. Marley lifts Kevin off the door]

Marley: Come on, let's get you home.

Marley: You live down the street from me right?, You know anytime you see you can always say hello, you don't have to be afraid. A lot of stuff has been said about me, none of it's true.

Marley: Look, Daddy, it's a butterfly!

[makes a butterfly with her hands]