Frank McCallister Quotes in Home Alone (1990)

Kevin McCallister: [apprehensively] I made my family disappear.

[thinks back to family members saying bad things about him]

Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're completely helpless!

Linnie McCallister: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.

Buzz McCallister: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!

Kate McCallister: There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Frank McCallister: Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.

Kevin McCallister: [gleefully] I made my family disappear.

[while on the airplane]

Frank McCallister: [talking to Leslie] Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.

Frank McCallister: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!

Frank McCallister: You be positive. I'll be realistic.

[Kevin has just caused a scene in the kitchen and Buzz has him in a headlock]

Kate McCallister: Look, stop, stop! What is the matter with you?

Kevin McCallister: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...

Frank McCallister: [wiping dregs of soda off of his pants] Look what you did, you little jerk!

[the rest of the family stare irately at Kevin]

Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him.

Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him, we just miscounted.

Kate McCallister: What kind of a mother am I?

Frank McCallister: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.

Peter McCallister: Honey, the pizza boy need $122 dollars plus tip.

Kate McCallister: For pizza?

Peter McCallister: Ten pizzas times twelve bucks!

Leslie McCallister: Frank, you've got money don't you?

Frank McCallister: Traveler's checks.

Kate McCallister: Forget it, Frank. We have cash.

Peter McCallister: You probably have the kind of traveler's checks that don't work in France.

Frank McCallister: [to Little Nero's pizza delivery man] Eh, it's my brother's house, he'll take care of it.

Fuller McCallister: What time are we going to bed?

Frank McCallister: Early, we're leaving the house at 8 AM, on the button.

Kate McCallister: Hey, I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it.

Kate McCallister: [to Megan who is throwing food] Hey, don't you do that!