Frank McCallister Quotes in Home Alone (1990)


Frank McCallister Quotes:

  • Kevin McCallister: [apprehensively] I made my family disappear.

    [thinks back to family members saying bad things about him]

    Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're completely helpless!

    Linnie McCallister: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.

    Buzz McCallister: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

    Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!

    Kate McCallister: There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

    Frank McCallister: Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.

    Kevin McCallister: [gleefully] I made my family disappear.

  • [while on the airplane]

    Frank McCallister: [talking to Leslie] Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.

  • Frank McCallister: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

    Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!

    Frank McCallister: You be positive. I'll be realistic.

  • [Kevin has just caused a scene in the kitchen and Buzz has him in a headlock]

    Kate McCallister: Look, stop, stop! What is the matter with you?

    Kevin McCallister: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...

    Frank McCallister: [wiping dregs of soda off of his pants] Look what you did, you little jerk!

    [the rest of the family stare irately at Kevin]

  • Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him.

    Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him, we just miscounted.

    Kate McCallister: What kind of a mother am I?

    Frank McCallister: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.

  • Peter McCallister: Honey, the pizza boy need $122 dollars plus tip.

    Kate McCallister: For pizza?

    Peter McCallister: Ten pizzas times twelve bucks!

    Leslie McCallister: Frank, you've got money don't you?

    Frank McCallister: Traveler's checks.

    Kate McCallister: Forget it, Frank. We have cash.

    Peter McCallister: You probably have the kind of traveler's checks that don't work in France.

  • Frank McCallister: [to Little Nero's pizza delivery man] Eh, it's my brother's house, he'll take care of it.

  • Fuller McCallister: What time are we going to bed?

    Frank McCallister: Early, we're leaving the house at 8 AM, on the button.

    Kate McCallister: Hey, I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it.

    Kate McCallister: [to Megan who is throwing food] Hey, don't you do that!

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