Marion Kerby Quotes in Topper (1937)

Marion Kerby: Oh, George, I can see right through you.

George Kerby: Say, that's funny. I can see through you, too.

Marion Kerby: [seeing her body lying next to George's beside the car, which has just crashed] George, look. You know something George? I think we're dead.

George Kerby: I think you're right. Funny; I don't *feel* any different.

Secretary: Good Morning Mrs. Kerby, if you're looking for your husband...

Marion Kerby: Oh no, I know where he is, in there dumbing up the director's meeting. But if you should happen to see him looking for someone, remind him that it's me, will you? And tell him where I am?

Marion Kerby: Hey, George, is this 10:30 in the morning?

George Kerby: No, this is Topper's bank.

Marion Kerby: Why don't you stop being a mummy for a few minutes and come to life? Of course, there's nothing wrong with being a mummy if you had any fun getting that way.

Cosmo Topper: But I... I didn't, you see.

Marion Kerby: No, I can tell that by the way you're staring at my knees.

Marion Kerby: Let's go have some dinner.

Cosmo Topper: Oh no, we cannot eat on an empty stomach!

Marion Kerby: Then we better have a few drinks first!

[George and Marion watch a drunk Topper laying on the floor, passed out]

Marion Kerby: I don't think he's ever had a drink in his life.

George Kerby: Poor Topper.

Marion Kerby: Poor Topper.

Cosmo Topper: [mutters] Poor Topper.

George Kerby: You keep out of this.

Marion Kerby: I'll be out before you can say Jack Robinson - only don't say it for a few minutes.

Marion Kerby: [she and George Kerby are invisible to Topper] Toppy doesn't know us, Toppy doesn't know us!

George Kerby: Quiet, I'm practicing to be an angel.

Marion Kerby: Some angel you'd make.