George Kerby Quotes in Topper (1937)


George Kerby Quotes:

  • Cosmo Topper: My wife objects to drinking.

    George Kerby: Then she shouldn't drink.

    Cosmo Topper: She doesn't.

    George Kerby: What's her objection?

  • Marion Kerby: Oh, George, I can see right through you.

    George Kerby: Say, that's funny. I can see through you, too.

    Marion Kerby: [seeing her body lying next to George's beside the car, which has just crashed] George, look. You know something George? I think we're dead.

    George Kerby: I think you're right. Funny; I don't *feel* any different.

  • George Kerby: My pet, resting's the sort of thing you've got to work up to gradually... very dangerous to rest all of a sudden.

  • Marion Kerby: Hey, George, is this 10:30 in the morning?

    George Kerby: No, this is Topper's bank.

  • [Topper reading annual report of his bank]

    Cosmo Topper: Bullion abroad and in transit, thirteen million, two hundred and two thousand, eight hundred and fifty-four dollars and no cents.

    George Kerby: No sense.

    Cosmo Topper: I just said that, Mr. Kerby.

    George Kerby: So did I.

  • George Kerby: [goes to change Topper's flat tire] Well, I'll be darned if I waste any ectoplasm doing it.

    [turns invisible]

  • Cosmo Topper: [drunk] Well, that's how I dance. How do you like it?

    George Kerby: [smiles and nods politely] Yes, I thought that was pretty - bad.

  • [George and Marion watch a drunk Topper laying on the floor, passed out]

    Marion Kerby: I don't think he's ever had a drink in his life.

    George Kerby: Poor Topper.

    Marion Kerby: Poor Topper.

    Cosmo Topper: [mutters] Poor Topper.

    George Kerby: You keep out of this.

  • Casey: What's wrong here?

    George Kerby: You are. Take a walk.

  • George Kerby: Quiet, I'm practicing to be an angel.

    Marion Kerby: Some angel you'd make.

  • George Kerby: Say, if I'm in the way, you folks could leave.

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