Lulu Plummer Quotes in The Pacifier (2005)

Lulu Plummer: Do you know Kung Fu?

Shane Wolfe: Yes.

Lulu Plummer: Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?

Shane Wolfe: No.

Lulu Plummer: Why are your boobs so big?

Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.

Lulu Plummer: Do you have to wear a bra?

Shane Wolfe: What?

Lulu Plummer: Will mine be as big as yours one day?

Shane Wolfe: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?

Lulu Plummer: Do I look like I'm five?

Shane Wolfe: What did I say?

Lulu Plummer: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

Lulu Plummer: I think you're cute!

Shane Wolfe: [awkwardly] Thank you.

[after Shane lets Zoe drive the family to school, Lulu tumbles out of the car]

Lulu Plummer: [kissing the ground] Land! Solid land!

Lulu Plummer: [as her Firefly troops see Shane in nothing but a towel] I told you he had boobs.

[when Lulu's tracker alarm beeps, Shane runs to her classroom, opens the door, and rolls in, ready for action - and sees the class staring at him, while Lulu is doing "show and tell."]

Lulu Plummer: See? But he usually breaks down the door.

Lulu Plummer: I can cross my eyes, wanna see?

Shane Wolfe: No!

Lulu Plummer: [crosses her eyes, then baby Tyler cries] He hates it when I do that.

Shane Wolfe: I know the feeling.

Lulu Plummer: [Upon arriving to party taking place at the house] Holy bologna, someone's gonna get busted.

[when Mr. Chun is distracted, the Plummer children escape the room, except Lulu]

Lulu Plummer: [strikes a karate pose... ] AY-YA!

Mr. Chun: [sneers] That's cute.

[... and kicks him in the crotch, before fleeing with the others]

Shane Wolfe: They were after this.

[He loads the "GHOST" disc into laptop, the movie "Ghost" begins playing]

Lulu Plummer: They want our "Ghost" movie? Haven't they heard of Blockbuster?