Seth Plummer Quotes in The Pacifier (2005)

Director: We open in a week, people! The set isn't finished. Mother Abbess just quit because she has shingles. And, every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave just so he could have a heart attack again!

Seth Plummer: I'll get it right.

Director: No, you won't. You and your... *mother* over here can't get it right. And, I know this because I am a professional. I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady. It wasn't union, but it was good. Good! Good! Good!

[puts hand up to rest up against prop, but crashes through it and falls down and then gets up and straightens himself out]

Director: Obviously, I quit!

Seth Plummer: [Shane kicks in Seth's bedroom door - Seth exits the bathroom] Oh my god! What did you do?

Shane Wolfe: I was trying to protect you!

Seth Plummer: How? By pulling a shock-and-awe on my door?

Shane Wolfe: I can fix that.

Seth Plummer: No you can't! It's broken in half!

Seth Plummer: [as they're being chased by the police] Zoey, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have enough time to stop!

Zoe Plummer: Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking!

Shane Wolfe: [garage door opens, and the family van is revealed] What is it?

Seth Plummer: It's a "minivan".

[from trailer]

Seth Plummer: We're all gonna die.

Shane Wolfe: Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle.

Seth Plummer: Yeah, especially with Zoe driving.

Seth Plummer: There is a man in the house! It's me!

Seth Plummer: Oh, bite me.