Lisa Davis Quotes in Match (2014)

Tobi Powell: [taking Lisa's coat] Oh, my god, this is softer than a baby's ass!

[Lisa chuckles]

Tobi Powell: Oh! Was that inappropriate?

Lisa Davis: Oh, not at all.

Tobi Powell: I know *nothing* about baby asses. It just seemed like a nice image.

Tobi Powell: Hey Lisa, how's the hash?

Lisa Davis: It's really quite satisfying.

[Both laugh]

Tobi Powell: And... and I love satisfying people *except for that pervert across the way there*.

Lisa Davis: Yeah, last month, he was... suspended for use of excessive force.

Tobi Powell: [sarcastically] How surprising. What did he do?

Lisa Davis: He arrested some small time drug dealer and beat the shit out of him for no apparent reason.

Tobi Powell: What sort of dealer?

Lisa Davis: Hash.

Lisa Davis: I need to get a hobby.

Tobi Powell: *Knit*. There's nothing like holding a big fat needle.

Tobi Powell: God, I used to love to perform cunnilingus. Sorry, too much information.

Lisa Davis: Uh... no.

Tobi Powell: I was actually quite good at it. A little like the slip stitch knitting that I would later take up, over and under... mark thumb placement in the gap between needles,

[both controlling their laughter]

Tobi Powell: break yarn, thread tail, draw up, fasten off.

[Tobi laughs]

Tobi Powell: I've offended you.

Lisa Davis: No, uh... just catches me a bit off guard.

Tobi Powell: Well, most good cunnilingus conversations do.