Lewis Scolnick Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

Mr. Scolnick: You've really got the pedal to the metal, don't you, son?

Lewis Scolnick: Yeah, I do, Dad. I've got the cruise control locked in at 35.

Mr. Scolnick: Tell you what. Kick it up to 37. Let's live dangerously.

Lewis Scolnick: [shocked] Dad!

[Poindexter just addressed some "Seminole" in their language.]

Arnold Poindexter: Lewis, I don't think these guys are Indians.

Lewis Scolnick: What makes you say that.

Arnold Poindexter: When I said "Bite my crank" in Seminole, no one responded.

Lewis Scolnick: You said that to *these guys*?

[Ogre is being initiated into the Tri-Lambs]

Gilbert Lowell: Our newest Tri-Lamb may drink.

Lewis Scolnick: Right this way, Frederick.

Ogre: Ogre, Louie.

Lewis Scolnick, Gilbert Lowell: [firmly] Frederick.

[Gilbert is warning Lewis not to trusts the Alpha Beta's invitation]

Lewis Scolnick: What do you think, Gilbert? That I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself. I'll tell you something, man, I'm not that kind of weenie.

Roger: [admitting that he framed the Tri-Lambs] OK. Maybe I did. What are you gonna do about it, Skolnick? You gonna make a little speech? It's not gonna do any good. Wanna know why? Because I'm strong and you're weak. Because I'm the type of guy that everybody here wants to be like, and you are pathetic. That's the way it is. That's the way it's always gonna be, and there's nothing you or your pencil-neck geek friends can do or say about it. Comprende, dickhead?

Lewis Scolnick: You're right, Rog. There's nothing I can say about it.

[his friends are stunned]

Lewis Scolnick: But there's something I've got to do about it!

[he punches Roger in the face, sending him into the pool]

Arnold Poindexter: Hey, you know what?

Lewis Scolnick: What?

Arnold Poindexter: According to this, the year-round mean temperature in Fort Lauderdale is 72 degrees.

Lewis Scolnick: Well, guys, it's located at 26° 4' north latitude, 80° 9' west longitude. What did you expect, 68 degrees?