Arnold Poindexter Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

Arnold Poindexter: So what you're saying essentially is, is that along with infinite space which extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness?

Harold Wormser: [nods head in agreement]

Arnold Poindexter: How?

Harold Wormser: Easy. Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward.

Arnold Poindexter: Oh.

Stewart: Right, right, right. So perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness. What was I thinking?

Ogre: What if uh C-A-T really spelled dog?

Arnold Poindexter: Wow.

Harold Wormser: God.

Stewart: Yeah.

Arnold Poindexter: That's heavy Ogre. Dog.

[Poindexter just addressed some "Seminole" in their language.]

Arnold Poindexter: Lewis, I don't think these guys are Indians.

Lewis Scolnick: What makes you say that.

Arnold Poindexter: When I said "Bite my crank" in Seminole, no one responded.

Lewis Scolnick: You said that to *these guys*?

Arnold Poindexter: Hey, you know what?

Lewis Scolnick: What?

Arnold Poindexter: According to this, the year-round mean temperature in Fort Lauderdale is 72 degrees.

Lewis Scolnick: Well, guys, it's located at 26° 4' north latitude, 80° 9' west longitude. What did you expect, 68 degrees?

Arnold Poindexter: ¿Hablo Ingles?

Aldonza: Yes, you speak English.