Aldonza Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

Arnold Poindexter: ¿Hablo Ingles?

Aldonza: Yes, you speak English.

Aldonza: All right, you're a squire. How does a squire squire?

Sancho Panza: Well, first, I ride behind him. Then he fights. And then I pick him up off the ground.

Aldonza: You know what the worst crime of all is? Being born. For that you get punished your whole life.

Sancho: They say one madman makes a hundred and love makes a thousand.

Aldonza: What does that mean?

Sancho: I'm not sure.

Pedro: My mules are not so stubborn.

Aldonza: Fine. Make love to your mules.

Don Quixote: Victory.

Aldonza: Victory?

Sancho Panza: Victory.

Don Quixote: Victory!

Aldonza: Victory!

Sancho Panza: Victory?

Don Quixote: Victory! VIctory! Victory!

Aldonza: And you, Señor Don Quixote, your head is going to end up a stranger to your neck.

Aldonza: [singing, to Don Quixote] If you feel that you see me, not quite at my virginal best, / cross my palm with a coin, and I'll willingly show you the rest.

Don Quixote: [speaking] Never deny that thou art Dulcinea.

Don Quixote: Dear God, it is she. Sweet lady, fair virgin. I dare not gaze fully upon thy countenance as I'd be blinded by beauty.

Aldonza: I'll get you the wine.

Don Quixote: My lady, you must not wait upon my needs, I implore you. Speak once, your name

Aldonza: Aldonza.

Don Quixote: My lady jest!

Aldonza: Aldonza!

Aldonza: Alright! He's a man, isn't he! He wants what every other man wants!