Leaf Weidmann Quotes in America's Sweethearts (2001)

Leaf Weidmann: Can I defend my father's work?

Gwen: No, you cannot. Who's her father?

Lee: Hal.

Gwen: No, you cannot!

Leaf Weidmann: Well, at least let me defend Hector. I only slept with him once, but I know his penis is bigger than a roll of quarters.

[crowd gasps]

Gwen: [to Hector] You slept with her?

Hector: No! I did not...

Gwen: You slept with her!

Hector: No! No, she is lying!

[grabs the microphone]

Hector: Except for the part about my penis. That's true. It's bigger than coins.