Sandy Lyle Quotes in Along Came Polly (2004)

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.

Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?

Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.

Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.

Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

Sandy Lyle: Let it rain!

Sandy Lyle: Raindance!

Sandy Lyle: [Shooting basketball] White chocolate!

Sandy Lyle: [Going for layup in basketball] Iceman!

[Misses horribly]

Sandy Lyle: All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go, "Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?" Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man... who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"? Or will this BASE-jumping, crocodile-wrestling, shark-diving, volcano-luging, bear-fighting, snake-wrangling, motocross-racing bastard die?

Sandy Lyle: [shooting basketball] Raindrop!

[basketball bounces off the backboard]

[while in a crowded elevator]

Reuben Feffer: So whose party is this again?

Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.

[pause]

Sandy Lyle: Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.

Cake Decorator: Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?

Sandy Lyle: That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle.

Cake Decorator: Man I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipes scene, that was the funniest shit.

Sandy Lyle: Yeah, we had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph?

Cake Decorator: No, thanks. It's good to see you man. I thought you died like fifteen years ago.

Sandy Lyle: No. I'm very much alive, my friend.

Sandy Lyle: Check out her expression - she's terrified.

Reuben Feffer: She's smiling.

Sandy Lyle: I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that.

Reuben Feffer: I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!

Sandy Lyle: He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...