Laney Boggs Quotes in She's All That (1999)

Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

Laney Boggs: Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?

Laney Boggs: Screw the dolphins.

Jesse Jackson: A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.

Dean Sampson: Is that a no?

Laney Boggs: That's a hell no.

[first lines]

Laney Boggs: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon Boggs: Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney Boggs: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

Dean Sampson: His dad owns Harrison Ford.

Laney Boggs: The actor?

Dean Sampson: No, the car dealership.

Laney Boggs: What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?

Mackenzie Siler: When was the last time you tweezed?

Laney Boggs: What?

Mackenzie Siler: I mean your eyebrows.

Laney Boggs: Never, why?

Mackenzie Siler: Ever watch Sesame Street?

Laney Boggs: Yeah.

Mackenzie Siler: You know Bert?

Mackenzie Siler: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.

Laney Boggs: What do you have in mind?

Mackenzie Siler: Well, I have an idea.

Laney Boggs: What kind of idea?

Mackenzie Siler: ...You'd really have to trust me.

Zach Siler: What was that?

Laney Boggs: I was busy.

Zach Siler: Yeah, busy wiggin'.

Laney Boggs: I did not wig.

Zach Siler: Oh, there was major wiggage.

Zach Siler: So, can I have the last dance?

Laney Boggs: No, you can have the first.

Laney Boggs: Sir, have you reached a decision?

Elderly: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.

Laney Boggs: Who the HELL would nominate me?

Taylor Vaughan: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.

Laney Boggs: Thank you.

Taylor Vaughan: Excuse me?

Laney Boggs: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.

Taylor Vaughan: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.

[Laney's eyes tear up]

Taylor Vaughan: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?