Simon Boggs Quotes in She's All That (1999)

[first lines]

Laney Boggs: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon Boggs: Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney Boggs: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

Zach Siler: [Simon is being bullied by Munge and Derek in the cafeteria and are separated by Zach] You're gonna take your magazine, get over there, and you apologize to my friend Simon.

Derek Funkhouser Rutley: [half-heartedly] Sorry.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [guardedly] Sorry.

Zach Siler: [to Derek] You... pube boy. Grab the pizza.

[Derek holds the pube-laced pizza up]

Zach Siler: Well?

Derek Funkhouser Rutley: Well what?

Zach Siler: [smiles] What do you think? Hoover it.

[Derek hesitates]

Zach Siler: Now!

[others groan in disgust]

Zach Siler: That's it... chew, chew, chew.

Zach Siler: [after Munge chuckles] Don't finish that... Munge wants some of the action.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: No way, man. Those are his pubes.

Zach Siler: Well, you should have thought about that before you picked on my friend Simon.

Simon Boggs: [gloating to Munge] Hoover it.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [Derek hands pizza to Munge] Thanks.