Joseph "Joey" Trotta Quotes in Toy Soldiers (1991)

William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born looking like a douche bag.

[the boys have been discussing, but rejecting, the possibility of switching the transmitting chips]

Derek 'Yogurt': Of course, the reverse is also true.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?

Derek 'Yogurt': If you take the other chip, the *receiving* chip out of the plane, you can switch it with the receiving chip in the detonator.

Derek 'Yogurt': I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Not anymore.

William "Billy" Tepper: Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Do we have a choice?

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

Luis Cali: What? Not proud of your father?

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: No.

Luis Cali: We're letting you go.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Why?

Luis Cali: Because we respect your father.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.