Henry "Hank" Giles, III Quotes in Toy Soldiers (1991)

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.

Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart.

Ricardo Montoya: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Was that a personal remark directed at me, roommate?

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Choke your chicken. It's yours.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: You slap your monkey all the time! I can't sleep at night!

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: This had better not be mouthwash.

William "Billy" Tepper: Trust me.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: [after drinking] Trust me... Asshole, this *is* mouthwash!

William "Billy" Tepper: No, it's not.

Ricardo Montoya: It tastes like mouthwash. What the hell is it?

William "Billy" Tepper: Four parts 100 proof Vodka. Two parts Peppermint Schnapps for that *mouthwash* flavor and one part Crème de Menthe to make it green.

Henry "Hank" Giles III: Mouthwash?

William "Billy" Tepper: Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.

Henry "Hank" Giles III: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?

William "Billy" Tepper: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Well, we managed to stay together anyways.

Ricardo Montoya: Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Do we have a choice?

Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.