Dean Parker Quotes in Toy Soldiers (1991)

Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.

William "Billy" Tepper: If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends.

Dean Parker: If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?

Dean Parker: I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.

William "Billy" Tepper: I might wear you out before then.

Dean Parker: Oh don't you worry about wearing me out. I'm going to wear you out.

Headmaster: Try not to laugh.

Dean Parker: I'm trying.

Dean Parker: They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.

Luis Cali: You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.

[after saving the school]

William "Billy" Tepper: Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?

Dean Parker: Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.