John Farley Quotes in Mr. Woodcock (2007)

John Farley: You have a father?

Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.

John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock.

Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.

John Farley: [quietly to Woodcock, as he seems stunned] Are you okay?

John Farley: [loudly] RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK!

[slams him in the back with a chair]

Mr. Woodcock: I don't do 'Sorry'.

John Farley: What?

Mr. Woodcock: Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups... and I'm neither one.

John Farley: When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself.