Alfred Kralik Quotes in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)


Alfred Kralik Quotes:

  • Hugo Matuschek: [after Miss Novak sells one of the musical cigarette boxes] Well, Mr. Kralik, what do you think now?

    Alfred Kralik: I think people who like to smoke candy and listen to cigarettes will love it.

  • Alfred Kralik: [asking Pirovitch about cost of living for married couple] Suppose a fellow gets an apartment with three rooms. Dining room, bedroom, living room.

    Pirovitch: What do you need three rooms for? You live in the bedroom.

    Alfred Kralik: Where do you eat?

    Pirovitch: In the kitchen. You get a nice big kitchen.

    Alfred Kralik: Where do you entertain?

    Pirovitch: Entertain? What are you, an embassador? Who do you want to entertain? Listen listen, if someone is really your friend, he comes after dinner.

  • Alfred Kralik: There might be a lot we don't know about each other. You know, people seldom go to the trouble of scratching the surface of things to find the inner truth.

    Klara Novak (Miss Novak): Well I really wouldn't care to scratch your surface, Mr. Kralik, because I know exactly what I'd find. Instead of a heart, a hand-bag. Instead of a soul, a suitcase. And instead of an intellect, a cigarette lighter... which doesn't work.

  • Woman Customer: How much is that belt in the window, the one that says "2.95?"

    Alfred Kralik: $2.95

    Woman Customer: Oh, no!

    [walks away]

  • Alfred Kralik: Pirovitch, did you ever get a bonus?

    Pirovitch: Yes, once.

    Alfred Kralik: Yeah. The boss hands you the envelope. You wonder how much is in it, and you don't want to open it. As long as the envelope's closed, you're a millionaire.

  • Alfred Kralik: Flora, take a letter. Ah... To whom it may concern. Mr. Vadas has been in the employ of Matuschek & Company for the last two years, during which he has been very efficient as a stool pigeon, a troublemaker, and a rat.

    Ferenc Vadas: Now look here!

    Alfred Kralik: And if he doesn't clear out of here he's going to get a punch in the nose! Yours very truly, Alfred Kralik, Manager, Matuschek & Company.

  • Alfred Kralik: Now if I were a girl and had to choose between a young good-for-nothing with plenty of hair and a good, solid, mature citizen, I'd pick Mathias Popkin every time.

  • [Alfred Kralik has just disclosed to Klara Novak that he is her anonymous pen pal]

    Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?

    Klara Novak (Miss Novak): Psychologically, I'm very confused... But personally, I don't feel bad at all.

  • Klara Novak (Miss Novak): All my knowledge came from books, and I'd just finished a novel about a glamorous French actress from the Comedie Francaise. That's the theater in France. When she wanted to arouse a man's interest, she treated him like a dog.

    Alfred Kralik: Yes, well, you treated me like a dog.

    Klara Novak (Miss Novak): Yes, but instead of licking my hand, you barked.

  • [Alfred Kralik has just been called into his supervisor's office]

    Alfred Kralik: Yes, Mr. Matuschek

    Hugo Matuschek: Eh, close the door. Kralik, why did you put me in that situation, in front of the whole shop?

    Alfred Kralik: Well, I'm very sorry, sir... but it was not my fault.

    Hugo Matuschek: Well whose fault was it? Mine?

    Alfred Kralik: Well... yes.

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