Mr. Woodcock Quotes in Mr. Woodcock (2007)

John Farley: You have a father?

Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.

John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock.

Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.

Mr. Woodcock: [after Farley flips Mr. Woodcock in hospital bed] One pothole in this entire town Farley... and you've managed to find it.

Mr. Woodcock: S-s-s-set of ten!

Mr. Woodcock: You're going to find out there are alot more important things to know than the capital of Montana. Nedderman, what's the capital of Montana?

Young Nedderman: Helena?

Mr. Woodcock: Who cares? Go run a lap!

Mr. Woodcock: I don't do 'Sorry'.

John Farley: What?

Mr. Woodcock: Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups... and I'm neither one.

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Mr. Woodcock: Rhetorical question!