Joe Scheffer Quotes in Joe Somebody (2001)

Joe Scheffer: I'm looking for Meg Harper, apartment 508.

Old Man: Oh, she's up on the roof.

Joe Scheffer: Are you sure?

Old Man: Son, I'm a 82-year-old man, and she's a 31 year old woman. Trust me. I know where she is.

Natalie Scheffer: Why do I have to spend weekends with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave?

Joe Scheffer: Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower.

Natalie Scheffer: And that made you what? Dirt?

Joe Scheffer: NAT, she's your mom.

Joe Scheffer: Did you have fun?

Natalie Scheffer: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant. With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced!

Joe Scheffer: "Silly-ass"?

Natalie Scheffer: Dad...