Commercial Narrator Quotes in Joe Somebody (2001)

Commercial Narrator: Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are.

Commercial Narrator: Jim Keranga of Watts, California is eating a bowl of Ethereal Cereal, the heavenly breakfast. Jim, did you know that Ethereal has 25% more riboflavin than any other cereal on the market? Ethereal also packs the added punch of .002 ESP units of pectin!

Jim Keranga: No shit.

Tommy Tammisimo: Mommy? Daddy?

[coughs]

Tommy Tammisimo: My throat hurts.

[Mommy and Daddy give Tommy the cough syrup. The scene then changes to Tommy playing fetch with a dog]

Commercial Narrator: Pedia-Ease cough suppressant. Gentle, fast, effe...

[Cole throws a shoe at the TV]