Sergio Quotes in The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

Principal: I found out that you've been kicked out of two schools, that you've faked famous paintings, and that you've changed your name and appearance four times. AND you claim to be Rembrandt's great-great-great-great grandson.

Sergio: I am a great teacher. I am a great artist. I am a great-great-great-GREAT GRANDSON! Paris, Milano, Veroncia!

Sergio: [to a group of children he has kidnapped] Quiet! Or I'll put you in the net!

Sergio: [to his wife, after hearing his daughter speaking loosely about sex] Elvira! Do you hear what she's saying?

Matilde: I'm just talking about natural things!

Sergio: Nobody talks about natural things in my house!

Antonio: [in the car, eating an empanada he picked up from some very poor relative's house] What misery! What misery! Do you know what did they have for lunch?

Sergio: [looking at the empanada Antonio is eating] Empanadas.

Antonio: Three of them. It broke my heart! Three leftover empanadas from last night's dinner for two people! God, how little you can do to help people!

Nora: [when Elvira is trying to take her sunglasses off] No! Not my sunglasses! I hate noon's sunlight.

Elvira: Oh, right...

[to Sergio, her husband, as she leaves]

Elvira: Sergio! take care of the 'drinks'

[in English]

Nora: [ironically, to Sergio] 'Drinks'? Those language lessons seem to be paying off.

Sergio: Yes, she already learned how to say 'No' in four different languages.

Sergio: Tell us everything you know.

Health Inspector: Okay. Okay. Yesterday, we received a call from a vet who had a dog brought in with an unknown disease. The dog went into a coma and a few moments later came to, and was extraordinarily aggressive. He started attacking all of the pets at the clinic. We had to give him several tranquilizers and then put him to sleep. We followed the chip in his ear, which led us to this building.

Ángela: One moment - was the dog called Max?

Health Inspector: Yes.

Sergio: [upon seeing Jennifer] What happened to her eyes?