Jim Moffett Quotes in The World's Fastest Indian (2005)

Jim Moffett: What are you doing?

Burt Munro: [referring to his KIWI brand of black shoe polish] Well, the soft shoe polish fills in the cracks. Makes the tyres look spick and span, good as new. Cheaper than new ones anyway.

Jim Moffett: I didn't see that.

Jim Moffett: I told you, if it's a time problem, the old guy's welcome to use some of my time.

Mike: It's not a time problem, it's a bike problem.

Jim Moffett: Well, I think we ought to let him run. He came all the way from New Zealand to do this.

Mike: Jim, have you had a good look at his machine?

Jim Moffett: All I know is the man's the genuine article.

Mike: Yeah, but the bike is the genuine dinosaur.

Jim Moffett: Look, we carry the cans for the decisions around here...

Mike: And if he kills himself, and there's about a 100-to-1 that he will, we're gonna have a hell of a lot of trouble on our hands.

Jim Moffett: Yeah, sounds like we're a bunch of chickenshits, if you want my opinion.