Leroy the Cowboy Quotes in The World's Fastest Indian (2005)

Leroy the Cowboy: [pointing to antelope trophy head] You got any of those critters over there?

Burt Munro: Oh yes, much bigger though. Well, we breed them down there on big farms, and cut off their antlers and send them over to Hong Kong. And they grind the antlers into dust, and they eat that stuff. Must be some sort of aphrodisiac or something. Puts lead in your pencil.

Rhonda: You could do with some of that eh, Leroy?

Burt Munro: Your girlfriend?

Leroy the Cowboy: Wife.

Burt Munro: Oh. Oh dear...