Jerry Siegel Quotes in Maid in Manhattan (2002)

Jerry Siegel: What press are you affiliated with?

Ty: I'm 10.

Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?

Ty: What's the difference these days?

Christopher: I love this kid.

Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.

[meeting Marisa's son, Ty]

Christopher: I'm Chris.

Jerry Siegel: I'm bald and no one in particular.

Ty: I know who you are.

Christopher: Yeah? What do you know?

Ty: I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes.

Jerry Siegel: Who the hell is she?

Christopher: I'll tell you who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make you a deal, wonder man. You want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body you want me to. Deal?

Jerry Siegel: Deal. All right. Sure. Okay.

Christopher: Where are you going?

Jerry Siegel: That depends. Where are you going?

Christopher: Bathroom. Alone.

Jerry Siegel: Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.

Christopher: Thank you.

Jerry Siegel: Call me if you need anything.

Christopher: Do I look as stupid as you think I am?

Jerry Siegel: No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?

Reporter: Mr. Marshall, what's your relationship with the Latin community?

Jerry Siegel: Excellent! He speaks Latin... Spanish.